Hey, La Ketch! How's that book you're supposedly writing coming along?

Um, I'm going to work on it this weekend.

Did you hear about Cherry Bomb? She booked it.

How about Frey getting Bitch Slapped by Oprah? Hot.

And here's a Quote from my favorite gossip blog:

"If an actor can't get drunk first thing in the morning and bury prostitutes in his backyard, then the terrorists have already won."

-IDLYITW-