FUCK YOU MARC JACOBS

Memphis was so awesome that there really aren't any stories. It was just perfect. For photos, go to DUP'S BLOG but please, before you go, there's a photo of us all in front of Sun Records and it would be great except that I look like a house. I have to tell you that I am not really that fat. It's the dress. I have since burned the dress, which was Marc Jacobs and my favorite article of clothing until I saw myslef in that fat photo. I look like I've been attacked by a couch. Please, please believe me. I AM NOT THAT FAT. Ok, the pulled porked sandwiches, fried chicken, dry ribs, biscuts & gallons of cheap beer were not exactly helping me.

Still, I will continue to blame the dress.